nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning

(Source: almondmilkpapi, via hotboyproblems)

knightscrest:

the only club I get down at is club penguinimage

(via hi)

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

(Source: , via hotboyproblems)

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

image

this website is so fucked up

(via orgasm)

portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

(via hi)

(Source: double-takee, via joshpeck)

afloweroutofstone:

dagfella:

SLAM HIM INTO T H E  F O U R T H  D I M E N S I O N

(Source: socpens, via coolator)

Timestamp: 1398069219

afloweroutofstone:

dagfella:

SLAM HIM INTO T H E  F O U R T H  D I M E N S I O N

(Source: socpens, via coolator)

themedusa-cascade:

things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 

(via khaleesi-of-isolation)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

ocelots are so fucking adorable.

LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D

(Source: billburroughs, via khaleesi-of-isolation)

Timestamp: 1398067828

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

ocelots are so fucking adorable.

LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D

(Source: billburroughs, via khaleesi-of-isolation)

0fmiceandmenjfc:

Not my photo just my edit

Credit to elmakias

(via dizzyhurricane)

Timestamp: 1398067820

0fmiceandmenjfc:

Not my photo just my edit

Credit to elmakias

(via dizzyhurricane)

(Source: kpfun, via frozenheadcanons)

Alex lip syncing the words to Therapy, while the crowd was singing. (x)

(Source: gaskarthgifs, via dizzyhurricane)

Timestamp: 1398067772

Alex lip syncing the words to Therapy, while the crowd was singing. (x)

(Source: gaskarthgifs, via dizzyhurricane)